Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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