In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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