is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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