I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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