Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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