why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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