Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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