I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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