You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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