I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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