he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
only if we run a train.
done.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
They are going to name an STD after you.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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