yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We talked him into tasing himself.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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