Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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