Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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