She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
send nudes
from the living room?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
