when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I need a burrito and a hug.
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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