Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize