I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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