just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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