I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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