so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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