16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just gift wrapped bread.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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