Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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he had hair everywhere except his balls
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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