Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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