When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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