I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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