Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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