just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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