im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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