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I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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