Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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