I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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