is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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