everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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