about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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