At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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