if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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