we have officially lost it.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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