why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge