have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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