Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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