YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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