yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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