I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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