Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I intend to get homeless drunk
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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