Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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