FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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