Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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