I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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