I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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