Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Randomize
