Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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