They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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